monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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(Source: jamiebasso, via golfballeyes)

internetmessiah:

Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?

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brotaterchip:

LA DISPUTE: Such Small Hands

thepastwillnotforgetme:

All I want in life is for someone to sit on the front porch with me and watch thunderstorms.

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Riot Fest looks so good this year buT I’M GOING TO BE AWAY AT COLLEGE GOD DAMMIT

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Anonymous: You are so god damn good looking

Wow, thank you very much!!

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It’s unreal how far I am from home
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used-for-glue:

Modern Baseball || See Ya, Sucker

hopelesshoping:

The Wonder Years- Dismantling Summer (x)
wont-end-up-underneath-the-snow:

The Wonder Years - Came Out Swinging